funny things todd said

On the way to the metro with our luggage in the middle of the night I (guess I) was hunched forward and waddling side to side due to the London cold, hurt feet from traveling all day, and a uterus the size of a basketball on my bladder. Todd looks at me and says "geeze, Hill, you look like an old bag lady."

Todd was so fidgety on the train to Florence and said, "I'm so uncomfortable. Look at me! I look like the weirdest guy on this train... except for that guy with the bird cage with all his stuff shoved in it. That was weird."

Todd was talking to himself about misunderstanding the Parisian sales clerk and said, "the charger costed dix not six...idiot." 

Todd singing Still Ill, stops half way through and then says, "dammit Morissey, buck up!"

Todd said, "What is the most popular Backstreet Boys' name?" I respond, "Nick Carter." Todd says, " No, The muscle-y one that was married to Ashlee Simpson...Jessica Simpson..." (long pause) "...98 Degrees."

Riding bikes in Barcelona we were meandering through a park. We were on an upper level terrace and were heading down when Todd gets dangerously close to going down some stairs on the bike and yells, "NOT A RAMP! NOT A RAMP! NOT A RAMP!"

Are these you-had-to-be-there's? Is it just me? I think Tard is hysterical.