201 Finals (first half).

when asked to identify the Mosque of Sultan Selim he wrote, "The Mosque of Satan Sanim." close enough.
when asked to identify the artist (answer Cimabue) people wrote, "Claucious?" "Cladine," "Lorenzo" and "Dupont." None of those names have ever been said in class.
Did you guys know that the "Quu'ran" is written in "Sunscript?" Hahahahahaha. Sunscript sounds like how unicorns would write. Also, it's in Arabic, not Sanskrit, you idiot.

Some other good ones:
"Adornation"
"concidered"
"The page from the Qur'an comes from the Islamic time, where people were not emphasize." (yeah...English is your first language and the Islamic time is still the time)
"portraing"
"the Islams"
"refering"
"This piece makes god more tangable." (this is so irreverent. Capital G God is SO not tangy.)
"Both these two pieces are from different periods. they spent a lot of time on there caligraphy." (clearly more time than you spend on your English/spelling.)
"Piza Cathedral" (hahaha. Pizza is just like Pisa.)
"Guccio" instead of Giotto

fashion and fashion

Today I've been writing a paper since 8:30 am. I took a break for dinner at 7pm and wrote a couple more pages lazily. Anyways, the point I wanted to make was that whilst reading/writing I found this photograph of Lisa Fonssagrives (thought to be the first supermodel, married fashion photographer Irving Penn, etc, etc)...


...doesn't she look just like Giselle?
The answer is yes, she does. It's strange.

ducks and swords

Todd and I were walking on campus to our car this afternoon, just walking like normal, talking, etc., when Todd looks past me and says, "look." I look to my left and search for what he wanted me to look at. I saw a duck on the grass. (it looked like this)


I said, "What? The duck?" Todd looks at me like I'm stupid and waits for me to realize what he was talking about. I look a little to the right of the duck and see this. Then Todd says in his most sarcastic voice, "yeah...the duck!"