ducks and swords

Todd and I were walking on campus to our car this afternoon, just walking like normal, talking, etc., when Todd looks past me and says, "look." I look to my left and search for what he wanted me to look at. I saw a duck on the grass. (it looked like this)


I said, "What? The duck?" Todd looks at me like I'm stupid and waits for me to realize what he was talking about. I look a little to the right of the duck and see this. Then Todd says in his most sarcastic voice, "yeah...the duck!"