Funny From Riley

"so my companion's nerd friend was driving with his friends, including elder dorny, in his van while eating a subway 1 dollar wrap. to get his money's worth, he got every condiment. it was a really wide wrap. He starts to choke big time, and his eyes bug out, and he start's swerving, and his face turns purple, and his vains swell up. he starts punching his own chest. finally after 30 seconds of choking, he spits out what was stuck and swallows the rest. after finally calming down and getting back with it he quietly and calmly states in a plugged nose nerd voice "uha, i was chokin for a second there." and that was all."

also this happened.