me: i hate alex. he's a pretentious douche.
emma: why do you hate him so much?
me: he never remembers me! i've met him a million times and he still introduces himself every time. he never smiles and he's SOOOooooo rude. like at Meg's BFA when he shoved me out of my seat and looked at me and was like "who are you?" (3rd or 4th time we'd met)
...15 mins later, me standing alone, alex walks up, holds his hand out
alex: hey, i'm alex.
(i look unimpressed and don't shake his hand)
me: i know. i've met you like seven times.
alex: when?!?!?!
me: halloween, meg's birthday, meg's bfa, etc...
alex: ...i feel like a dick.
me: you should.
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i feel like i was there. i also feel like i've had this same conversation with him.
how anyone could forget you is crazy. you're such a wonderful pretty sweet cookie.
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