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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

You like? Issa niiice!

I put this new picture on the background, I had to read html and stuff, so I'm pretty awesome and proud of myself.

Other reason to be proud of myself: 94% religion final, 100% on research part of Ital Lit final + nailed essays, studying like a fiend, flashcards and practice exams and everything.

I'm cool. I didn't always know how to study for college classes. I can't really think of anything else to write about because I'm all study-man right now. Actually, I finished my Christmas shopping and Santa Claus is comin' to town. Every time I write "to town" I always think about "going to town" and that makes me think about sex. Ever since intercourse entered our life, everything means sex. I couldn't even write, "entered our life" without a joke about entering coming to my head. Anytime you have to put anything anywhere, it's sex. Anytime you "like it" about anything, anytime you use the word "do," it's sex. Everything is sex. See, now I have tons to write about. But, I must study. I still love you, universe.

2 comments:

Marge Bjork said...

wow. you do have a lot to write about.

Anonymous said...

weird.

but so true.